Freeze frame, roll credits, show WHERE ARE THEY NOW title cards:
– Geordi LaForge died of an aneurism.
– Deanna Troi was dishonorably discharged from Starfleet for giving Geordi an aneurism.
– Wesley Crusher moved to the Gamma Quadrant and became the greatest Chula player of all time.
I wanted a couple new Wes shots for this one, and honestly the second one feels a little too shouty for this context but maybe Wes was just really getting wrapped up in his I’M NO KID headspace or something and got frothy? In any case I couldn’t stop giggling when I was looking at it and so I just ran with it, and there we are.