Wes follows up by asking if his character will be able to grow a mustache.

#8 – So my character doesn’t have to have Dopterian herpes, either?

Very spiritual people, the Dopterians.

Transcripts

Geordi: Guys, I’m sorry I shouted, but I put a *lot* of work into this and I really want you to pay attention.
Troi: Let’s all listen to what Geordi has to say.
Riker: Okay, *mom*.
Geordi: So, you’ll all be working together on Deep Space Nine, helping the Bajorans recover from Cardassian occupation.
Geordi: I’ve written a thirty-seven page novelette on the history of Bajor and the station, which you can all read tonight…
Picard: …
Riker: …
Geordi: …and then you’ll be ready to create your characters! Remember, you can be anyone you want. Use your imagination! Get creative!
Riker: Question. I have a beard.
Geordi: Uh–
Riker: Will my *character* have to have a beard?
Geordi: No?
Riker: Interesting…

18 Comments

This is amazing. Thank you for making it exist.

I just discovered this comic, and it ranks in the top 5 funniest things I have seen on the internet EVER! You must make more. PLEASE!

There will be more, don’t you worry.

make it so.

Make It SO!

I’m dying. I LOVE THIS <3

How is it you can offer this for free? Isn’t the licensing fees to CBS out of this world high?

So far, Paramount’s scouts appear not to have charted a route to the Satire Quadrant. Let’s hope no wormholes show up.

Also you’d better hope if they do come they set their lawyers to “stun”

More, please. Now. Right now.

BAHAHAHAHA this is great! keep it up!!

Captain Bill Striker is very interested in exploring these “Satyr Quadrant Wormholes.”

trololol I see what you did there.

Why didn’t I discover this a year from now?! I was laughing my ass off and then the next button stopped working. Dear author please cease all activities that are not absolutely critical to making hundreds more of these right away. Make it so.

Oh man … you pick out the best faces! Geordi and Riker were great this ‘week’ (sorry, I read everything at once so … I have no idea when you publish new comics. I mean, I guess I could look at the dates they were posted but that would require way too much work … )

Keep up the great work man

Will

Actually got me to laugh. Out loud. Not something I do much. So yay you!

Well played good sir.

My friend put this up on Facebook and it is AMAZING! <3

I love this

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#8 – So my character doesn’t have to have Dopterian herpes, either?